Anuality

She got a reaction! With a soft smile upon her lips, she felt Kaminari react to her kiss for a second or so, squirming and attempting to get away. She felt Kaminari kicking her legs, and decided that it was in their best interests to be able to let this one go. With an internal sigh, Solas let go of Kaminari and pulled back. Apparently, momentum decided that it was a pretty damn good time to kick in, and Kaminari flew backwards, pretty much into Tsubine's arms. Solas sighed softly, stepping backwards and placing her hands on her hips, watching all three of these people with a slightly amused expression. While this was all occurring, it seemed more-than-likely that Tsubine was watching the goings-on, and Genpaku was basically preparing to drink himself into oblivion. Sighing again, Solas turned around and looked to see if there was anybody else egging this on--in the end, she could tell that people were just not sticking around for the potential bullshit that could be happening here. Solas rubbed her eyes, walking back to the bar and picking up her drink, downing it with a groan.

"Sorry." She plopped her ass down on the barstool, leaning on the bar and sighing again. "Why!?" Why? Solas looked over to the side, staring at the trio with a bothered expression, "Why is everyone kissing me?!" Solas frowned and pushed up off of the bar, standing up again and plodding around to them with the same expression, "Kami-chan, everybody is kissing you because you're an absolute cutie and have really tasty lips. Hurry up and kiss Genpaku. Go on." Her expression changed from bothered to dull, and she just stared at them all with narrowed eyes. Solas waved her hands at the girl, trying to shoo her across to Genpaku. She gave Genpaku a quick look and then retreated to her seat. Most girls basically swooned when Solas kissed them--Kaminari tried to escape. She was feeling kinda crappy about it.

There are many ways in which a situation can turn comical, and this current one probably qualified for an entire truck full.  

Genpaku's head tilted slightly to the side when Kaminari answered his question so abruptly.  He blinked once or twice before shooting a look over to Tsubine, who sat by quietly as this happened, before looking back to Kaminari as she continued to talk.  Though, it was beginning to get difficult to discern just WHO she was talking to anymore.  Kaminari made a comment that couldn't help but trigger a reflex that had been developed through prolonged contact with people like Matsumoto Rangiku and Solas.  He spun around, grabbing his drink and draining it as he started counting backwards from five.

You hear that sound?
That, ladies and gentlemen, was the characteristic silence that follows Solas Foiche getting her hands on another woman.  Or maybe it would be more appropriate to say the sound of her getting her lips on another woman.

How the events played out after that though, well, that wasn't expected.  One moment he was finishing his drink, setting the glass back down on the table and the next a foot shot out and struck him as Kaminari sought leverage to flee.  And find it she did, and exactly the wrong moment as said leverage set her sprawling into Tsubine.  The result; Tsubine and Kaminari ended up on the floor, Genpaku ended up sprawled sideways, and the bartender covering his face with his palm.  Why did it always have to be the weird drunks.

How was the dignified Captain Commander of Soul Society, supposedly the strongest Shinigami going to react to this series of event?

By laughing his ass off, that's how.

It probably shouldn't have been a surprise either, in retrospect.  Genpaku knew how Solas reacted to openings as blatant as the one Kaminari had given.  He knew how Kaminari would probably react, though to be fair her reactions thus far tonight had been strange because of the influence of the alcohol and such.  There was another piece of it as well, but we'll come to that in a minute.  Genpaku allowed himself a few moments of laughter; not the polite kind that would have been appropriate for propriety and such, but a full belly laugh as he lay there on the ground.

When Solas interjected herself once more into the conversation, Genpaku picked up on the drastic shift in her tone and mood, and he had to fight another fit of laughter down so he could breathe.
“Come on Solas, you were bound to find someone who wouldn't fall to your charms eventually,” he chided, though there was laughter in his voice as he pushed himself back up from the ground, righting his chair.  Had he mostly missed out on what Solas had actually said....maybe.  He'd latched onto her tone while trying to control his breathing.  He hadn't noticed the placement of Tsubine's hand, though assuming there was to be fallout he'd most certainly notice that.  He'd probably react in a similar way.  What can one say; he'd had his own fair bit to drink, and he was feeling more like himself and less reserved.  Of course, there's always a line with something like that, isn't there?